They found me how? Part Two

22 Mar

This morning, a random citizen found my blog by typing “I’m too ugly to be a hooker” into Google. No doubt the person who typed that in was directed to this post here about my trip to Winnipeg last year.

Oddly enough, there were other search terms about hookers in Winnipeg that led to my blog. I think those people probably didn’t find what they were looking for. But for people who typed “parenting blog” or “eating dirt blog”, my blog was probably a good search result.

In honour of my second bloggiversary (Eating Dirt is two years old this month), let me treat you to the search engine words and phrases that led readers to view my blog:

bullying stories

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mom confession i gave baby cough medicine

eating dirt blog

slave to baby’s naps

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my toddler is crying because i won’t let him eat dirt

shit happens baby sleep on floor poop on walls

my mom is a imp

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what to do when siblings bully each other

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equality for the second born

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mom buys son nail polish

nail polish sissy


short stories on bullying

kate postpartum belly

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chippewa wildlife park photos

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do real women wear swimpants?

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manitoba cemetery walking tour

crying food

so sick of this snow

“i don’t want you mommy”

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86 ford bronco eddie bauer edition

list of what you need for newborn baby

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nail polish on the sissy

im too ugly to be a hooker

parenting blogs

aunt bee on andy griffin you tube cough syrup episode piano drunk

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